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Question:

does my drama teacher, Mr. Stephens, favour students? and if yes why girls?:)By jmexx

Answer:

GOD has checked his records, and finds that said human, Mr. Stephens, has shown no specific bias towards girls in his classes. He does show the following biases however, towards:

~ intelligent people

~ creative people

~ polite people
~ non-mean people
~ good-smelling people
~ people who don’t whine
~ genuine people
~ hard-working people
It is possible that there may be a CORRELATION between girls and good-smellingness, which could lead one to believe that said individuals are receiving better treatment for the fact that they are girls. But the reality is that the good-smellingness is the overriding concern, and it just so happens that boys are sometimes less hygienic.

If you still believe this to be unfair, your best bet is to form some sort of lobbying organization, and petition schoolboard and local government officials to take a stand against the perceived injustice of preferential treatment based on smell.
Perhaps you could come up with some clever, attention-getting acronym, such as
PETALSS

People for the Equal Treatment of All Levels of Smelling Students

or
N.O. O.D.O.U.R.

National Organization Offended by Discrimination Of Unwashed Retards
Young J.Mexx, you could be the Rosa Parks of your generation!

Keep your eyes on the prize,
GOD.