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Question:

how was the world made how was god born how was anything made and born.by logan

Answer:

Pretty sure I have covered this one by now, but once more into the breach.

First, and foremost, I was NOT born, I just am. That’s it, that’s all, just I AM. To question that is to NOT believe, and if you do not believe, than why are you asking ME of all beings?

Second, it does get boring just being me, myself and I, [or as people came up with: Father, Son and Holy Ghost], so over a period of time I took the liberty of setting things in motion, creating certain elements, allowing them to intermingle so that certain reactions could take place and before even I knew it, there was earth and water, and basic life forms. It was like having a big screen TV all to myself. For the next millions of years or so I just sat back and watched.

Eventually people evolved to the point where they got their own TV and advertisements began. If only I have taken the time to foresee way back when, I might have done things differently. Commercials for feminine hygiene products are so very tacky.

Second coming and second guessing,

God