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Question:

am i going to have a baby?
by niamh

Answer:

No, not at the present time. But in the future, you certainly will. My friend the Holy Spirit is rather busy currently, but as soon as he gets a spare moment I’ll send him by and you’ll be well on your way to single motherhood, poverty and a life of regret. He should have some free time soon as recent news reports state that teen pregnancy is down. Phew!

Unless you plan to do it the proper way? You know, meet a guy, fall in love, get married, and then have a family.

Praying for the latter,

God