So my really cool friend brought some CDs to me once, I’m talking about a dozen of Data CDs of files from his CPU from home, uh huh, he did, my really cool friend. Now one of them had tons of ROMS and EMULATORS on them. About a gig of video games! And all kinds to, from fighting to adventure, puzzle to side scrolling! Though to everyone’s surprise, I only copied one game from the whole lot onto my PC. I just wanted the newly remade SUPER MARIO WORLD for the GAME BOY ADVANCED.Now, I don’t know how familiar any of you are with the original Super Mario World for the SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System) but if your not, well then you never lived. This game is the best side scroller I ever played! Fuck Contra- fuck Metroid- and fuck Castlevania! Those games have nothing on Mario- nothing! I know that there will be gamers that think otherwise, but Mario’s got something for me that no other game has. I KICK ASS IN IT! I am the best! The be all, say all! If you look below I got 999 lives before world six, well over 7, 650, 000 points, a perfect game all under 3 hours! I damn love this game and the game damn loves me.
Oh- heaven only knows how excited I was when I first heard of the re-make, and what a re-make it is! They added a bunch of excellent stuff. For those that don’t know, they added voices to Mario and Luigi. So when you’re small and you get a mushroom he would say “Just what I needed!”; or when you pound a bunch of baddies and get over 15 lives, he screams out “It’sa me! It’sa Mario!”. Ohh- they just simply added benefits everywhere. Like if you unlock a Blue, Red or Yellow Yoshi from the Star World, you’re then able to find them in random eggs around the world, so you won’t have to make that long ass trip back to get em’ from the Star Road. They added new movies and graphics and re-mastered sound! The dungeons never felt so good to be snapping your fingers to! They added a check list to keep track of all of the stages beaten and Dragon Coins that you’ve collected. Which rocks, because not knowing how much you got left till a perfect game in the SNES version was very cumbersome and un-accomplishing.
Now that’s all said and good, but damn, they added tons of shit to Luigi, and I mean shit. They toke the old Luigi from MARIO BROS. 2 f
rom the NES (Nintendo Entertainment System). Everyone thinks it’s really cool, they’re all like “Hey that’s a cute twist.”, but I fucking hate it. I liked 
it in the SNES version where Luigi was the exact same as Mario but only taller and green. So it was like playing the game in style! Mario in green. THEY TOKE THAT AWAY FROM ME! (Damn- only Woolie would understand my pain). In this version he is really hard to control and handle. “It’s like Super Mario World on hard mode.” The fucking zeemobots would say. Sure his jump is much longer and easier to control that of Marios, though he can’t do any small jumps. So for the a million and one cases where a short jump is called for to slip between two enemies or right between a safe passage just before the walls close in together, you’re fucked! And not only that but he’s practically impossible to walk around with. Urgh- he’s a flaming handicap when it comes to stages where a lot of shit is flying at you. Essentially the metro sexual fairy dick can go back to organizing flowers for all I fucking care.
Anyway, I got mad points and lives, (see below) better than I ever did before. Though, it’s sometimes really hard to handle the game on my key board and in the begging I really sucked at it. Actually, let me be frank, I really sucked at a lot of things in the game. Like the Super Marios Bros. Classic that comes with the Advanced version and those fucking water levels. Like I’m human, common, nobody can deny respect to Mario and Luigi, they CAN hold their breath for a REALLY REALLY LONG TIME, but stages are hard on the keyboard! Though all in all, it was the best 6 hours I ever spent in a long while. So I decided to make a scrap book of my favorite moments of the game. Anyway, nothing big, just a few shots of my accomplishments, and such.
(EDIT: And in response to your e-mails, NO I didn’t doctor these images, or use save-states to cheat. If you want the saved game download it here)
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- : My Super Mario World Super Mario Advance 2 Super Mario Scrap Book : -
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This is the main screen.
Super Super Mario Mario.
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This is Mario in the final showdown against Bowser. King Koopa needs one hit left.
He- He- guy doesn’t know who he’s messin’ with.
(note the amount of lives and points)
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Hot and bothered on castle top.
Did someone order a pizza?
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After 99 Bonus points, your treated to a roulette for a chance to get up to 8 lives.
I’m the king- the fucking king.
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The heroes decide to take a picture at the end of their adventure.
Fucking flaming Luigi. Look how he is standing!
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This is the check list I was talking about. Check it out–
I had no idea that the game recorded how long it takes to save Peach.
So the time is just how long it toke me to get perfect.
(Later Insert: The time stops after you save Peach, I got 9, 000, 000 after I saved peach. Don’t believe me download my game above)
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The Koopa Family
What a fucking weird family. Wouldn’t you agree?
Anyway, Wendy O Koopa is the hardest. Here is to woman power.
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When you beat all the stages in the game Mario and Luigi take a balloon ride.
Yah damn right.
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When you get all the Dinosaur Coins in every stage, you are treated to a cinematic telling you that you’ve achieved a perfect game.
This was not in the SNES version. Actually, I don’t think anything happened at the end of the SNES version
When I saw this I almost started to cry. I was… just… so… happy…
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This is just something I realized in the cinematic at the start of the game.
When the air balloon lands in Dinosaur World, Mario and Peach are in it. BUT- Luigi isn’t.
He was just sitting there all by his lonesome waiting the arrival of Peach and Mario. If Peach is the princess of the Toadstole Kingdom, then, naturally, Peach and Mario where coming from the Toadstole Kingdom to the Dinosaur World for a pik-nik as stated in the intro text. This creates a lot of possibilities. Did Luigi have his own air balloon with his own giant L on it that he toke there earlier? Is he more of a reject then we though and did he decide to escape to Dinosaur World thinking that’s the only place he can have friends? Is he really a Dinosaur, thus he is going back to his birthplace? Is he a clone?
Hmm…. all this talk of conspiracy makes me think.
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