Okay so I’m sure you got some questions running around in your brain and I got just the thing for them- some quick answers!
Hey- you gave me this link at a party/on the bus/on the internet/etc?
Yeah I remember- hey man! Cool- thanks for coming by. If I told you anything that is not here- then I lied. Sorry.
What is this place?
This website follows everything that Efraim Siounis has done and is doing. Everything you’ll ever need to know about him, projects, photos, pornography- the network connects you to him. That’s it. Welcome!.
Where can I find this porn?
The ERB, post #048. Enjoy.
Why you? Why not someone else.
Why not me? If not me here then were can I have a website for just me? Though I do host a community, but ~I’m~ still the one that hosts it so…
What do the links on the top of the page (the navigation bar) mean?
Okay- good question.
Here is a list of all their names and where/what they link to:
About- Information about the site directly. Including a brief history of F-Ram, a site map and a F.A.Q.
Blog- News and personal updates for you all to see and love.
Network- The main feature of the site. Connects you to projects, comics, movies and animations.
Efraim- Personal information about the artist. Including a link to his personal portfolio and biography. Also a link of various production journals and photographs from his personal archives.
Site- Public archives for free downloads and goodies, guess book and forums for your feed back and love and links conecting you to all the colors of the rainbow.
Community- Windmills and Giants is the name of the charity of where I host websites, made websites and try to conect artist together.
Contact- Contact Efraim Siounis in every which way.
Phew! Is all that content really necessary?
Well… no. But I study a lot of different mediums and thankfully- they can all easily be shown off on the internet.
There is too much content- Just tell me where to go.
Bitch- Bitch- Bitch! Okay, the site is callled the F-Ram Network- so start with the network. Then learn about me mabye, and finally top it off with signing my guess book.
Do you do all this alone?
Yeah pretty much. 80%-100% of everything I do alone. I’m not trying to take to much credit- but it’s true. It’s all authentic Efraim Siounis. Oh don’t forget that I have a HUGE cock as well.
You’re an egotistical self centered pig!
Well it’s an online persona that I take ..er.. online. Also I wan- hey wait a second- Fuck You!
You’re funny, talented and cute. What’s your sign?
Libra. You’re kind of cute as well. asl?
Wanna cyber?
Some parts of the website aren’t being updated.
I’m one fucking man! Calm down- if you don’t like it- request for something in the forums and it will become my main priority. Now that’s a bold statement- but I’m only saying it cause I know you won’t do it. (I can read your mind)
Okay, okay- well I guess that’s about it right?
Yeah- but things you MUST DO are to check out the guest book and leave a comment. I’d love your feed back. Oh- and come back often- since I update a lot.
How many people on average visit your site?
Not much yet, no- not much at all every. I have’t checked- but not really…no.
Loser…
Yah, yah, yah.
Spelling Mistakes! Broken Links! Scripting Errors! Faulty Images!
Two answers. 1- Report it, I probably don’t know about them. 2- I’m only one man- sue me.
Hidden Penises!?
Bwwwaaaaaa—aha, ha, ha, ha!
All the shit you do are just other peoples projects that you just ripped off and added your own content to. Like ‘Hey, good idea. I’ll take the form and change the content!’
Well only ERB, Exploding Membrane and Ask God. But it’s more like expanding an idea or medium. Anyway- fuck you. There is nothing wrong with expanding on another idea. Not like I ~steal~ the idea.
When were you born?
I am so not tellling anyone. This whole astralogical sign shit. I can’t stand fuckers that say shit like “Oh your such a Torus.” or “Oh my god, that is so Aquarius of you.” FUCK. YOU. I was born in early 1984. Is all I’m saying.
I hear that you’re a whore. Are you/will you sleep with me?
Most probably, yes.
How do you do it?
No friends. No job. No life. 10 hours a day. Also, it distracts me from killing myself and my art sings me to sleep. Does YOUR hobby do that?
Well no- but, what do you make for money?
Unfortunately I’ve not establish myself as an online super-power yet, so I don’t make enough from my site to live off it. If you mean what part time job I have-I have to say that I’m a slacker, a liar and a thief. Overall, I’m not a very good person.
Why are you everywhere in your site/art/writings?
Why do you keep drawing yourself?
Most of my art included a tall brown eyed, brown haired man (me) for a very good reason. I’m a good looking man.
Also, I’ve been going through and still am going through a self realization, self awareness stage of my life. Thus, it is really shown in my art.
But really, it’s my devilishly good looks.
Are you God in you Ask God. site? Who is?
No. God is.
I would like to commission you or work on something with you.
First- that is not a question. Second- E-Mail, I am more than interested.
